Piña Colada Sangria Recipe

This Piña Colada Sangria is for those that crave that frozen tropical classic, but ain’t tryna get a foot amputated after a couple rounds of sugary cream bombs. And did we mention no blender needed? Kinda like when Sarah used to sling drinks at a sports bar and anytime somebody asked for a frozen drink, the bartenders told them that the blender was on the fritz. Did somebody eventually wonder why the blender was still on the fritz 3 years later? Probably. But bro—the bartop is 5 people deep all the way around and nobody’s gonna stop to make the drink that Peepaw always used to make just to get Meemaw in the mood.