Homemade Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets Recipe
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PREP TIME
1 hour
COOK TIME
25 mins
SERVINGS
8
Ingredients
- (1) 17.3 oz box Pepperidge Farm puff pastry sheets
- 2 Tbsp butter
- 1/2 onion, diced
- Salt, to taste
- Pepper, to taste
- 12 oz deli-sliced Black Forest ham
- 16 oz yellow sharp cheddar, freshly grated
- 6 oz gruyère cheese, freshly grated
- Dijon mustard, to taste
- 2 eggs, beaten for brushing
- Fresh thyme, to taste
COOKING INSTRUCTIONS:
Homemade Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets
- Thaw pastry according to package directions. Then keep sealed and refrigerated until ready for use.
- Melt butter in a medium pan over medium-high heat. Sauté onions until caramelized, about 15 mins. Season with salt and pepper. Remove pan from heat and set aside.
- Preheat oven to 400º.
- Remove both pastry sheets from package. Unfold each sheet and lay them flat on a working surface. Using a rolling pin, gently roll out each pastry sheet until creases disappear. Cut each pastry sheet in half so that you now have 4 rectangular sheets. Brush ~1” of egg wash around the edge of half of each sheet so that when you fold the sheet over later, it’ll help it to seal.
- Build each hot pocket by layering ingredients on one half of the sheet so that you’ll eventually be able to fold the sheet over top the ingredient layers to form a square-ish shape. Layer cheddar, gruyere, thyme, ham, onion, mustard, gruyere, then cheddar. Fold pastry over top of filling, then pinch together open ends of pastry to form hot pocket. If necessary, use the flat side of a spatula to press the edges together. Repeat until all pastry sheets have been formed into pockets. Brush top of each pocket evenly with egg wash. Using a fork, poke holes over top of each pocket to allow steam to escape.
- Bake hot pockets in oven for 20-25 minutes or until golden brown. Remove and let set for 5 mins. Serve immediately.
PAIRINGS:
Homemade Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets
American Brown Ale
Syrah
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